What do you want?
I used to be so cool.
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So here’s my life: in the last month (actually a few days shy) I have watched all 156 episodes of The Office. I followed that up with all 103 episodes of 30 Rock. And finished with all 50 episodes of Parks and Recreation. I’ve also managed to read The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho, Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson, Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris, and Oil! by Upton Sinclair. That’s about 1800 pages. AND I managed to have a vibrant social life consisting of napping, snacking, and quiet sobbing. I’m awesome.
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At the risk of bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man…is me, smilin’ and taking partial credit.Tom Haverford
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I feel bad about doing this to you Liz Lemon, I really do. And the only way I can feel better about myself is to get booby slapped by a coked out Russian stripper. I’m out.Tracy Jordan
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Not my prob, not my job, I’m going to the warehouse to polish my knob.Andy Bernard
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Photo reblogged from From Me To You
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Stephen Malkmus. I don’t think I care for the hipster look they are cultivating.
